brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE





theenigmaofriversong asked: Tentoo or Flesh Ganger Doctor?





dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING



whoredinarygirl:

miscaitlin:

miscaitlin:

my mum just came home drunk asking me to make her chicken nuggets 

she fell asleep and im left with all these nuggets image

that’s the opposite of a problem



bryarly:

evashandor:

brownfatfemme:

merpldom:

merpldom:

So I’ve seen this post going around in link form, which isn’t super useful to anyone who wants to read it, so I put it up in photo form. Useful for anyone who doesn’t have xkit. :3 Definitely like and reblog the OP, but if it shows up as a link, this helps. :3

I fixed the link for the OP so it works now :)

NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RN!!! THANK YOU TUMBLR!

I suck at cover letters so this is fab

Just a side note that this is great for office-style jobs. Libraries, call centers, hotels, anything “traditional.” For “artistic” work, like music, video, art, or acting, my advice is to go wayyyy shorter. When I’m trying to find someone for a job, I usually only need, “Hi, I’d love to work with you, I know how to do this, this, and this, I have this much experience, and I can contribute this and this to the project. My portfolio/website/reel/links are below, you can reach me here and here, and my resume is attached.” 

Art and media are usually less about you talking and more about you literally showing the person hiring you what you can do. When you have 30 emails to go through for one director (as an example) and you’re tight on time, it’s a real pain to wade through 3 paragraphs per person as well as their reels - which are what you actually care about. 



leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)



luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

image



the north is hard and cold, and has no mercy.
the north is hard and cold, and has no mercy.



(3,455,845)

the-leader-in-red:

johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

image

This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD



tom-sits-like-a-whore:

carryonmywayward-idjits:

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing



Joined the Alaska to see the universe, ended up stuck in a ship-wreck first time out. Rescue me, Chin Boy, and show me the stars.